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2024-07-20

Single plant at bar asking to buy desert cactus a drink knows how to find a cheap date.
2015-11-14

Snow White declines witch's apple because she doesn't eat anything genetically magicfied.
2012-01-27

Balloon declines inhaling helium to get high, as he is designated driver.
2012-01-26

A dog refuses to date another dog because his outfit is so bad it doesn't matter that she's colorblind.
2011-12-13

Man prefers eggnog made at micro-noggery and refuses mass market eggnog.

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